Broccoli Banisher Gifts

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"That's an everblue."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

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"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Always eat your broccoli."

'You've had enough!'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

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'Pillow too soft?'

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

'Anything I can break has to go.'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

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'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

'She's a vegetarian.'

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

"You should've called me sooner!"

No Fly Zone.

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