Broccoli Banisher Gifts

Celebrate the creative spirit of the broccoli banisher with our unique range of products. Perfect for those who love humor and are proud of their veggie-vanishing skills. Explore our mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that capture the playful side of this interesting hobby. Whether they're a casual veggie eater or a dedicated broccoli bouncer, these items will bring a smile and a dash of wit to their day. Find the perfect gift that speaks their quirky language and showcases their fun-loving personality.

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"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it." mockup

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

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'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

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'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.' mockup

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

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"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?" mockup

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

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Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables mockup

Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables

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"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!" mockup

"Ooh don't stop Bob, the last time you ran your fingers through my hair like this was on our wedding night!"

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"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli." mockup

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

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"Always eat your broccoli."

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'You've had enough!'

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"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?" mockup

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

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Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur! mockup

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

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I will eat my greens for you (today!) mockup

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

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"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!" mockup

"Oh, for heaven's sake. Use the spray!"

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Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life... mockup

Ah, rain has stopped, now for the good life...

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"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible." mockup

"Remember, son, keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and anyone who says 'Beer me' as far away as possible."

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"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli." mockup

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

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"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?" mockup

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

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'Anything I can break has to go.' mockup

'Anything I can break has to go.'

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'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.' mockup

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

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"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?" mockup

"What are you going to do about it? Call an exterminator?"

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He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli. mockup

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

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'She's a vegetarian.'

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"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!" mockup

"I wish he'd taketh away broccoli!"

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"Wait, I just want to kill this fly." mockup

"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."

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"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds." mockup

"Why are you afraid of bugs? You outweigh the majority of them by 250 pounds."

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Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip. mockup

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

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"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime." mockup

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

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"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"." mockup

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

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"You should've called me sooner!" mockup

"You should've called me sooner!"

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No Fly Zone.

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'Now, let's just say the fan in Row C, Seat 4, is on your case. You just punch the coordinates into the computer...'

'Now, let's just say the fan in Row C, Seat 4, is on your case. You just punch the coordinates into the computer...' mockup

'Now, let's just say the fan in Row C, Seat 4, is on your case. You just punch the coordinates into the computer...'

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"Do you sell insect-repellent?"

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Broccoli Banisher Gifts Collection

Broccoli Banisher Mugs

Explore our collection of funny and creative mugs perfect for broccoli banishers looking to add personality to their kitchen routine.

Broccoli Banisher Pillows

Find humorous pillows that brighten up any space and celebrate this fun culinary interest.

Broccoli Banisher Prints

Decorate with prints that capture the creative energy and humor of the broccoli banisher hobby.

Broccoli Banisher T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that showcase the playful spirit of broccoli banishers with clever designs and witty statements.