Broccoli Avoider Gifts

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

Garlic Free Zone.

'Broccoli is biodegradable, you know, in case you want to throw it out before I eat it.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'Now, now...no stealing people's data until you finish your brussels sprouts.'

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"I modeled this one after me. He hates vegetables, too..."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

'When I'm rich, I'm going to hire a food taster to check for vegetables.'

"Can you test for broccoli and brussels sprouts too?"

"It's an ugly nose, but at least it gets rid of some broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"Always eat your broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'You wish, Timmy.'

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

Eat your vegetables

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'What do you mean I have to eat more greens? I eat pistachio ice cream every night.'

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"We have a lot in common. We both hate homework, vegetables, bedtime, chores, long car trips. . ."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"I spilled the beans last night so I wouldn't have to eat them."

'Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'