'I dreamed last night that somebody came up with broccoli by-products.'
Broccoli Dreamer Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the inventive spirit of a broccoli dreamer? Our unique collection celebrates those who see the fun in vegetables and believe in dreaming big. Perfect for fans of healthy eating, creative thinkers, or anyone with a whimsical sense of humor, these items bring joy and personality to everyday life.
Gardener
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
'In Love'
"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."
"Wings will be cool, I guess, but I'm mostly hoping the braces and pimples fall off."
"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
Gardening new year's plans
"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"
"Yes, it is a beautiful day but what makes you think you can go outside and play?"
"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."
Camomiletherapy
Caterpillar Paranoia
Flower tribute
"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."
Ferdinand von Zeppelin
"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."
"Always eat your broccoli."
'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'
Dreams of Spring...
Picasso paints AND eats like a child!
I will eat my greens for you (today!)
Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!
Change in imminent
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"
Flower Trumpet
'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'
Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.
He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.
"I auditioned for a part in a veggie medley, and I've got a really good feeling about it."
Giraffe Snacks
Broccoli Dreamer Gifts Collection
Broccoli Dreamer Mugs
Discover more cheerful designs with our broccoli dreamer mugs—perfect for fans of healthy living and creative humor.
Broccoli Dreamer Pillows
Find the perfect broccoli dreamer pillow to add a playful, inspiring touch to any sofa or bed.
Broccoli Dreamer Prints
Explore our collection of broccoli dreamer prints to bring a splash of creativity and healthy humor to your walls.
Broccoli Dreamer T-Shirts
Browse our broccoli dreamer t-shirts to showcase your love for vegetables and inventive flair in a stylish, fun way.