"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."
Broccoli Dodger Gifts
Looking for a playful gift for the broccoli dodger in your life? Discover a collection of quirky items reflecting their fun approach to healthy eating. From witty mugs to cheeky t-shirts, these products add a splash of humor and personality. Whether for a friend, family member, or yourself, these creative designs celebrate the charm of being a proud broccoli dodger with tongue-in-cheek style that’s bound to inspire smiles and conversations.
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
"....and hold the garlic."
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"
"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."
"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."
Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!
"Always eat your broccoli."
"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."
'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'
"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"
I will eat my greens for you (today!)
'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'
Picasso paints AND eats like a child!
"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."
Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!
"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"
"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'
Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'
'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'
Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.
Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.
He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.
"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."
"I just found something else I won't eat."
"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."
"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."
Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.
Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'
Broccoli Dodger Gifts Collection
Broccoli Dodger Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring humorous designs celebrating the broccoli dodger, perfect for brightening mornings and serving up smiles.
Broccoli Dodger Pillows
Discover cozy pillows adorned with humorous designs for the broccoli dodger—they make your home a haven of fun and personality.
Broccoli Dodger Prints
Browse vibrant prints that capture the quirky spirit of the broccoli dodger, adding a whimsical touch to your home or office decor.
Broccoli Dodger T-Shirts
Check out our fun and witty t-shirts that showcase the broccoli dodger personality with playful illustrations and clever slogans.