Broccoli Dodger Mugs

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"....and hold the garlic."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"Always eat your broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'Oh... you're gonna eat those peas, mister.'

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"Little girls are made from sugar and spice. . . not cabbage."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

'Now I know why they call you Cinderella... You're always running away from the ball.'

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

Pre-emptive strike against brussels sprouts.

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

"Severe lactose intolerance - he can't even look at a cow."

"I just found something else I won't eat."

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."