Broccoli Devotee Mugs

"Today I'm gonna stuff myself! I'll have half a broccoli and a glass of water!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Always eat your broccoli."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

Months after she broke with the celery, Alice was still being stalked.

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

'You wish, Timmy.'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

Are the tomatoes bioengineered locally. Produce.

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

Psychiatry. You are very interesting. Unique and yes, complex carbohydrate.

Famous Side Dish Trials. The Cabbage Case. Now, tell the jury what happened after the chef pulled out his knife …. (Sob) It was a SLAWter!

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

Restrooms.

"What did you think I meant when I said the celery was non-negotiable."

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

Produce. Corn on the cob. Corn on the lam.

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

'I told you: when it is too cold nothing is better than wearing layers.'

Eggs. Hot cake. Ernie, you eat the same stuff for breakfast every morning! He's a cereal monogamist!

'A few over here, please.'