Broccoli Battlers Mugs

"The supermarket had broccoli?? Dang, where are the supply chain disruptions when you need them?!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Always eat your broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

Woman in hospital: Pick up a leaflet, Pick up a bug.

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Heat and Food Poisoning

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

Directions for walker across several hills.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

Knights of the Coffee Table

"It's a mug's game!"

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

Magnified Hay Fever Pollen.