"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."
Broccoli Rebel Mugs
Start their day with a laugh and a reminder that being a broccoli rebel is both fun and flavorful. Our quirky mugs are perfect for those who love their coffee with a side of veggie humor.
"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."
Garlic Free Zone.
"Valet park only"
Chocs away.
'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'
"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
Help!I am being forced to eat vegetables
"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."
"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"
"You betrayed her trust. You added spices to her soup. In Tia Carmen's eyes, you are an irresponsible youngster...and I don't blame her for doing this."
"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."
"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."
"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."
'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'
Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!
"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"
"Always eat your broccoli."
GAP. GAP. NO GAP.
Punkcakes
"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."
"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"
Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!
"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."
I will eat my greens for you (today!)
Picasso paints AND eats like a child!
Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.
It's a gingerbread cyclops....I ran out of raisins!
"So that's a three bird roast."
"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."
Lance, the more I drink, the funnier you get! That's why the Fusco brothers are starting a campaign urging Americans to pour beer over their breakfast cereal instead of milk, as they read the comics.
Food-Snob Fear Factor
The 5th Basic Food Group - Junk Food.
"I used to be a vegetarian, but I fell off the meat wagon."
Broccoli Rebel Mugs Collection
Broccoli Rebel Pillows
Discover our broccoli rebel pillows and add quirky, green flair to any sofa or bedroom—fantastic for fans of veggie humor and bold decor.
Broccoli Rebel Prints
Browse our vibrant broccoli rebel prints to decorate your space with a touch of humor and a love for all things green and rebellious.
Broccoli Rebel T-Shirts
Check out our broccoli rebel T-shirts for a fun, wearable statement that showcases their love for quirky veggies with style.