Floral Dreamer Gifts

Flower tribute

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

'In Love'

Lounging by the pool

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

Sun Flower.

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.

"I'm feeling somewhat optimistic. Let's get perennials."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Snow Bridge.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Gardening new year's plans

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Camomiletherapy

"Someday, son, all this will be in the cartoonist’s flat file."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'If those coconuts ever ripen, I'm not eating them!'

Martha couldn't wait for spring...

Customized Personal Retreats.

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

'Polly doesn't want a cracker, Polly wants a condo in Florida.'

'To eat or not to eat?'

Yep, you get to a certain age and you just want to fly south for the winter.

"I booked a trip to Honolulu for your birthday. I'll let you know when I get there."

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

Urban spring.

Beach

'Guess what, I got a job tallying bananas.'

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."