Broccoli Avengers Gifts

Here's the plan: we ask for a pet bunny this Easter, then it eats all the broccoli in in the garden this summer.

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"I have an idea. How about I don't have to eat broccoli until I learn how to spell it."

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"I mind my mother, eat my broccoli and do my homework, but you won't tell the guys, will you?"

"I'd better not eat any more broccoli. I'm saving room for spiritual food."

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Always eat your broccoli."

Despite Rainbow Flags: Football pro is afraid to come out!

"I changed my mind about eloping with you, Billy....my mother didn't fix broccoli for dinner after all!"

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

"What would I have to do to be sent to my room without just the Brussels sprouts?"

Introducing Brocco. The world's first broccoli-flavored liqueur!

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

I will eat my greens for you (today!)

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"Mom, bear and I discussed it, and we decided that neither of us wants broccoli anymore, okay?"

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"I say it's government-mandated broccoli, and I say the hell with it."

'I love broccoli, but not enough to eat it.'

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

I'll trade you a gluten-Free Sandwich for lactose-free milk.

He decided to use Immersion Therapy to confront his hatred of broccoli.

"Last time, eat your greens or your dad does the Trump Dance...."

'She's a vegetarian.'

Before cookies became the norm, some Chinese restaurants experimented with 'Fortune Kung Pao Borccolis'.

Dad to kid: 'I'm not playing God - I'm telling you to eat your broccoli!'

"I say it's broccoli, and I say, "Fuck It"."

Suddenly a thought occurred to Chip.

"I wouldn't eat my broccoli because I hate broccoli, so the put me here for a hate crime."

Polar opposites.

"Today I'm gonna stuff myself! I'll have half a broccoli and a glass of water!"