Blossom Buff Gifts

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Cover story: Plant World.

Plant Lady

The Vineyard

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

The Garden

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'So it's the Mumm's Cordon Rouge, '98 Pouilly-Fuisse, '86 Chateau Margaux, and the '92 Barsac - would you like any food?'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Champagne Bubble

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Plant Parenthood...

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Poinsettia

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Take it. It's your bonus."

'Careful, this used to be hot.'

Waiting for plants to grow

Hip hop Santa.

Vacant possession.

Sheds

"I'd just as soon it wasn't cut into those funny little pieces, if you don't mind."

"We've reduced our emissions by 78%"

'Termites!'