Blossom Buffs Gifts

'So how's the diet going Helen?'

The Vineyard

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Labor Day Flowers

Gardening#2

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Garden

Champagne Bubble

"I've seen a tulip before."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Roses

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

Poinsettia

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

'Take me to your weeder!'

Waiting for plants to grow

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Cover story: Plant World.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Perfect Match

Plant Lady

Sheds

Gardening.

Nursery keeps wildflowers in cages.

A Thirsty Flower

Everything's coming up roses!

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."