Bloom Buffs Gifts

A word from Elizabeth May...

The Vineyard

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Labor Day Flowers

The Garden

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Maternity Unit - 'Congratulations! It's a midwife!'

Poinsettia

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

'Take me to your weeder!'

Waiting for plants to grow

Perfect Match

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Cover story: Plant World.

Plant Lady

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Sheds

'Termites!'