Evolution Buffs Gifts

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

"He's never been very good with his hands."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Fish follows after the caveman who caught him.

What do you think of this new bipedalism trend? I won't stand for it!

Opposable thumbs might not seem very useful right now, but one day we'll text with them!

Why monogamy is particularly important in women.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Cow and Bike Evolution

'I want to take out a restraining order against evolution!'

'I'm not sure this was such a great idea -- my throat feels scratchy!'

'You know, you shouldn't make the evolutionary jump from water to land until an hour after you eat.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Don't mix this up...I want a car with a moonroof. He wants one with a sunroof."

Geekasaurus.

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Evolved to Ski.

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

Lost aliens checking their map.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"