Evolution Theory Buffs Gifts

Evolved to Ski.

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

'Oh dear. My son's an evolutionary throw forward.'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Now that we've learned to talk, we can have FOCUS GROUPS!'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'You folks just sit right there and I'll go kill some hors d'oeuvres.'

"Crap. I overslept."

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'Oh-oh -- we should have brought sunscreen!'

'I'm on a diet -- I just eat the brains.'

"...an this is my extended family."

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Idea/Theory

"If I had known I was going to evolve, I would have worked on my beach bod."

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Just think if that meteor had never hit planet earth 65 million years ago...

"So our ant-cestors come from Ant-artica?"

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

"Evolution....Jeez! Talk about your learning curve!"