Theory Buffs Gifts

"It's based on 'nudge' theory!"

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

Bermuda Triangles

'I was hoping you'd sign them 'To my good buddy Moses!''

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Before the Internet

“...And on the ninth day God created mosquitoes, just to annoy the hell out of everyone.”

"OMG, LOL!"

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'If your calculations are correct, this completely revolutionizes everything we thought we knew about why chalk squeaks on a blackboard!'

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

Dogma

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm an atheist!'

"God works in mysterious ways."

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

A Freudian slip...

Quiz Night...

Switch on brain

Women's sportswear - Sale on paradigm shifts.

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Mine's bigger than yours."

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty