Evolution Buffs Pillows

'You never had it so good! Just wait! You'll come crawling back to me!'

"He's never been very good with his hands."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Fish follows after the caveman who caught him.

Why monogamy is particularly important in women.

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Cow and Bike Evolution

'I want to take out a restraining order against evolution!'

'I'm not sure this was such a great idea -- my throat feels scratchy!'

'You know, you shouldn't make the evolutionary jump from water to land until an hour after you eat.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Tell me this - did you have this condition before you sat in the jacuzzi for 100 million years?'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Just great. These humans bring us back from extinction just in time for another global climate catastrophe."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

Geekasaurus.

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Hunter-Gatherer, Agriculture, Services, Tech. . . Job-Hunter-Gatherer.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

Evolved to Ski.

Lost aliens checking their map.

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

"The sideburns really do nothing for me!"

An angel spinning the Vitruvian Man

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Worm humour

"Think about it: State-of-the-art tar preservation! And then, when we eventually find a cure for this extinction thing, there YOU are! On the ground floor!"

'Your genes got you into this, but frankly I don't know if they can get you out of it.'

Going back for the Holidays

"Are they nuts? I didn't survive 8-tracks, cassettes, CDs, iPods and downloads just to go back to records!"

Natural Selection vending machine.