Genetic Buff Pillows

'Hi, Dear - How was your day at the GenLab?'

Super-Papi moves swiftly to defeat the evil Electronico!

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

Body Systems

Flying in Formation.

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

"I never actually said I was spiderman...I just said that no one has ever seen us in the same room together."

Poinsettia

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

Our 4 Branches of Government