Legacy Buffs Pillows

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Knight Golfing

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

Several generations live together in Cuba

"Our focus group will butcher your focus group."

Missing You.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

The Final Selfie

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Knights of the Square Table.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"You fools! That's not the boiling oil, that's my beef casserole!"

'You can't recuse yourself from a war!'

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"With a little luck he'll be a benevolent teenager."

"This is the first time you've ever planned a moat, I'm guessing?"

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Geekasaurus.

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

Planner at work.

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

A dragon has eaten my knight, please help.

Knight Vision

Scheduel.