Legendary Lore Buff Pillows

'It slices, it dices...'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Loch Ness Beer Monster

The Final Selfie

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Knights of the Round Whatever

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

Mermaids

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

Loch Ness.

Vampire mailman.

If only they'd taken it with them!

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

Out on the Town with the Draculas

"Could it be the one you're hiding from is you?"

'I'm Smallfoot, Bigfoot's cousin!'

Achilles needs first aid.

Yeah, there was a mix up at the job centre.

"All the cremating means fewer zombies."

Vampire alarmed by Cross.

Hi. My name is Vlad . I'm not an alcoholic, but Ido have a drinking problem .

A vampire about to use mayonnaise on his new victim.

Fangs ain't what they use to be.

'He's been like that since he pulled the sword out of the stone.'

That wasn't very nice saying "Today is the first day of the rest of your life" to Sisyphus.

Our menu is legendary. Really? Do you serve leg of Sasquatch? That's my favorite legend! Menu.