Machine Lore Buff Pillows

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Final Selfie

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"I'm thinking about going big."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"Stop! He's my agent!"

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

Vampire mailman.

Out on the Town with the Draculas

If only they'd taken it with them!

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

Date Becomes Wolf

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

Remote control sheepdog

Milk Machine

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"

Yeah, there was a mix up at the job centre.

George and the Dragon.

Hi. My name is Vlad . I'm not an alcoholic, but Ido have a drinking problem .

Fangs ain't what they use to be.

Vampire alarmed by Cross.

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'