Machine Lore Buff Prints

Beware of the Cog. (Cog pears around from behind a tree as Frank approaches.)

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Final Selfie

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

What Sisyphus Learned: "When life gets rough, you sure find out who your friends are!"

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

Vampire drinking 'Blood Light'

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"I'm thinking about going big."

"Honestly, I came here to drink your blood, but this claret is positively delightful!"

"Stop! He's my agent!"

'Boy, there's nothing more embarrassing that being a werewolf during a partial lunar eclipse.'

Vampire mailman.

'Let's go, Helen, this guy is giving me the creeps!'

Out on the Town with the Draculas

Vampire attempts to shave with no reflection in mirror...

'It just seems like everyone that I get close to goes into their own cocoon..Doctor?..'

Date Becomes Wolf

"The vampire can come... I'm prepared!"

If only they'd taken it with them!

Caterpillar to butterfly: 'I didn't recognize you after your extreme makeover.'

Remote control sheepdog

Milk Machine

"Lots of people will lose their jobs to robots, but I don't think they can ever replace us!"

Hi. My name is Vlad . I'm not an alcoholic, but Ido have a drinking problem .

George and the Dragon.

Fangs ain't what they use to be.

Vampire alarmed by Cross.

Yeah, there was a mix up at the job centre.