Biblical Lore Buff Prints

I just think it's weird you're not following me back.

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"The hyenas started it."

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

'Yes, all at once!'

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Could you all please pay attention while I go through the emergency procedure. . ."

TSA Noah

'Are we there yet?'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

'Look man, no wings!'

'It's not much of a soap opera with just that Adam guy.'

Bible Bloopers

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Caption Contest TK

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'I'll raise you, Lazarus...'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.