Blooming Buff Gifts

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Theorbo

"Be creative...!"

The Garden

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

May your Christmas be full of harmony

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Plant Parenthood...

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"Shall we put it in play?"

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

Poinsettia

Body Systems

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Waiting for plants to grow

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Cover story: Plant World.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart for Music ofnthe Baroque

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Plant Lady

Too much Inflammation

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Sheds