Big Bang Buff Gifts

'The Big Bang theory of creation.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Black Hole Exhibit

"Shall we put it in play?"

"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

The Directors Gut.

Body Systems

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."

Too much Inflammation

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Lady Jane Grey

Leonardo DiCaprio

"Honey, It's Steven and he's talking sequel!"

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

A gargoyle holds up sign saying 'I have critical market info'

UK dissolution

Love, death and grammar.

'He's a major client.'