Big Bang Buff Gifts

'The Big Bang theory of creation.'

"The favourite practical joke amongst Big Bang theorists"

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

Black Hole Exhibit

"Shall we put it in play?"

"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Origin of the Universe/Big Bang Theory/Big Cowlick Theory

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

The Directors Gut.

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Body Systems

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Do you get the feeling we're being watched?'

Lady Jane Grey

"You never know what will catch on!"

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

A gargoyle holds up sign saying 'I have critical market info'

'We can't take off yet, Madame!'

UK dissolution

"Honey, It's Steven and he's talking sequel!"

Love, death and grammar.

'Remember, all these security cameras are for YOUR protection...otherwise, I'd come over there and smack you.'

'He's a major client.'

'Let's get out of here! -- That's one of those thingies that hold up pizza box lids!'

'You're in denial.'

Hollywood Studio - 'We can only pay you $20million for your next film - video piracy is killing the film industry.'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

-'This'll fool the stupid animal.' -'Who says I'm going to fetch it?'