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'So how's the diet going Helen?'

The Vineyard

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Rose Garden

Labor Day Flowers

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

The Garden

Gardening#2

Champagne Bubble

"I've seen a tulip before."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Roses

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

Plant Parenthood...

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Poinsettia

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'Take me to your weeder!'

Waiting for plants to grow

Perfect Match

Cover story: Plant World.

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

Plant Lady

Sheds

Gardening.

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"Look—I appreciate your talking to me, and I know you mean well, but you're boring."

Everything's coming up roses!

Nursery keeps wildflowers in cages.