Bloom Buff T-Shirts

The bullies are in full bloom

That's him! The one with the mustache? Yes. I'll get him for what he did to you! How dare you sell my mother an addictive substance? Orchid show. Cymbidiums are not a prohibited drug. They should be. Mmm

Florist

The Garden

The Vineyard

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Labor Day Flowers

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Bumble Bee

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Champagne Bubble

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Plant Parenthood...

Florist "Say it with cacti"

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Body Systems

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Poinsettia

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"Take it. It's your bonus."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Waiting for plants to grow

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Cover story: Plant World.

Too much Inflammation

Perfect Match

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Vacant possession.