Bloom Buff Pillows

The bullies are in full bloom

Florist

The Garden

The Vineyard

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Labor Day Flowers

Bumble Bee

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Remember, an economic boom is usually followed by an economic kaboom,'

Champagne Bubble

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Gene Therapy

"Before invasive species, the only things I could grow were weeds and mildew."

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

Florist "Say it with cacti"

'Yes, I love you, but my family would disown me if I cross-pollinated with a weed, so our relationship must end.'

Body Systems

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

"You can tell when people don't have pets, because they start to look like their plants."

Poinsettia

"Some genetic engineers we turned out to be!"

'McWit, I'd like to talk to you about your blood classification system.'

Waiting for plants to grow

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

"I've just got this thing about hanging baskets"

Vacant possession.

Perfect Match

Hip hop Santa.

Cover story: Plant World.

Plant Lady

Sheds

'Termites!'