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'Take me to your weeder!'

Prize vegetables.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Bumble Bee

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Sperm Whale.