Botanical Buffs Pillows

'Take me to your weeder!'

Prize vegetables.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Plant Lady

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Garden Goddess.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Bumble Bee

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"