Botany Buffs Pillows

Dead House Plant

Fact: Carnivorous Plants use Smell to Attract their Food

'A most powerful, moving and scary book - botanists will love it!'

"You kids think Tea Tree oil grows on trees?? Tea trees?? Well, you're wrong!! It's extracted from the leaves of trees in the family myrtaceae, bred in the plantations of New South Wales!!!"

Alpha pansy; 'GRRRRRR!!!'

Prize vegetables.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Plant Lady

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Rose Garden

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Garden Goddess.

Young Dr. Dolittle.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Technically, it's a mammal."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

Scientist admires his structure of a dog

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

How life on Earth really got its start.

Dog forced to return bone

When Cells Divide

"Oh, quit your whining. At least yours comes back in the Spring

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

Sperm Whale.