Breakfast Racer Gifts

The rally driver's breakfast

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

'Do you want toast with that?'

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'

'It's one of those trendy 'warm salads,' with sausage, fried eggs, bacon and black pudding.'

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"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."

Toastquest!

Devilled Eggs

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

Punkcakes

'We're starting a new diet today -- do you want your tofu scrambled or fried?'

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

"But they taught me how to make a good, nutritious dinner."

'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Shredded wheat cereal, cracked wheat toast, and crushed pineapple. I didn't do it. It came that way.'

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

'Madge, did we really need a home computer to make scrambled eggs?'

'Hey, milk!'

'That's why it's called a full English breakfast.'

It's the little surprises that keep a marriage exciting...

Parkour Breakfast

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Well, make up your mind! Does it suck or is it cool?"

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

Have you seen this toaster?

''Pop'? In my part of the country they're called a 'Soda-Tart'.'