Breakfast Conqueror Gifts

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Welcome Spring.

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

Pastry Hat

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Full English Breakfast.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

All-Day Breakfast

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Am Awful Crammer.

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'