Breakfast Conqueror Gifts

"Here are Monsieur Limace, our sommelier, Monsiere Juron, chef de Cuisine and Mr Kruigshenk, specialist for the beheading of breakfast eggs."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Pastry Hat

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

Full English Breakfast.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

"Number 2. Step forward please."

All-Day Breakfast

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

Am Awful Crammer.

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

Well, what did you expect on the mother ship?

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.