Calorie Conqueror Gifts

Looking for a humorous way to motivate your healthy eating goals? Our calorie conqueror collection features witty products that cheer you on while keeping things light. Whether you’re counting every calorie or just enjoy a good laugh about your favorite treats, these items are a fun way to embrace your foodie side. Ideal for food lovers who love to conquer each day with a smile, our curated range from mugs to prints makes your journey into healthy living both inspiring and delightfully amusing.

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"Sealed for your diets protection." mockup

"Sealed for your diets protection."

from $19.00

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!' mockup

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

from $19.00

'I'm putting you on the 'Don't eat so damn much' diet.'

'I'm putting you on the 'Don't eat so damn much' diet.' mockup

'I'm putting you on the 'Don't eat so damn much' diet.'

from $19.00

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top.

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top. mockup

I still think the anti-personnel mines are a bit over the top.

from $19.00

"Our computers are down, so I can't look it up. If I had to guess, I would say, yes, that is fattening."

"Our computers are down, so I can't look it up. If I had to guess, I would say, yes, that is fattening." mockup

"Our computers are down, so I can't look it up. If I had to guess, I would say, yes, that is fattening."

from $19.00

'My feet are killing me.'

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'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.' mockup

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

from $19.00

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.' mockup

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

from $19.00

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym. mockup

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

from $19.00

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.' mockup

'Will you be long, fixing this leak? I'll have to put my Bert's dinner on in ten minutes.'

from $19.00

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES mockup

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

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The trim reaper

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'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.' mockup

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?" mockup

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

from $19.00

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating." mockup

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

from $19.00

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand” mockup

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

from $19.00

Am Awful Crammer.

from $19.00

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.' mockup

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

from $19.00

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings." mockup

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

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"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!" mockup

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

from $19.00

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..." mockup

"OK, hands up who’s vegan... lactose intolerant... peanut allergies..."

from $19.00

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay." mockup

"You know, statistically speaking, at least one of these gingerbread men is gay."

from $19.00

A woman's work is never done!

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Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king! mockup

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

from $19.00

Access Denied!

from $19.00

A day in the life of a dish sink

from $19.00

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.' mockup

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

from $19.00

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.' mockup

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

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"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!" mockup

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

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The Colonel at home.

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"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?" mockup

"I'm making Thanksgiving dinner this year. Do you have Turkey Helper?"

from $19.00

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!' mockup

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

from $19.00

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

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"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running." mockup

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

from $19.00

"Touch that and you're a dead man." mockup

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

from $19.00

Calorie Conqueror Gifts Collection

Calorie Conqueror Mugs

Discover our full range of calorie conqueror mugs—perfect for starting your day with motivation and humor in every sip.

Calorie Conqueror Pillows

Check out our calorie conqueror pillows—bring humor and comfort into your home with these lighthearted accents.

Calorie Conqueror Prints

Browse our calorie conqueror prints—capture your playful approach to healthy living with eye-catching wall art.

Calorie Conqueror T-Shirts

Explore our calorie conqueror t-shirts—fun and inspiring apparel for those who love to combine humor with their healthy lifestyle.