Cholesterol Conqueror Gifts

First Visit From The Acme Cholesterol-Removal Service

'It's complicated, Mister Datton - It seems your good cholesterol is actually born-again bad cholesterol.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

The trim reaper

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'What about the cholesterol?'

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

An intergalactic oat bran cluster, about to significantly lower Earth's average cholesterol level.

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

Good egg, bad egg.

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Boss, what would you say if I told you that if you don't give me a raise, I'll go work somewhere else? I'd say "Wouldn't it be a shame if your letter of recommendation mentioned how you're an awful employee?" And I'd say "Isn't it a shame the town council has made sure this is the only cafe within fifty miles?" But the way, have you delivered my latest care packages to the council members? Very bad man.

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

"Sealed for your diets protection."