Cholesterol Champion Gifts

"Good cholesterol surging its way through the city's arterial system..."

"OK, ready to go again?"

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

Good egg, bad egg.

"Damn speed hump!"

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

Good egg, bad egg.

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."