Cholesterol Champion Gifts

Looking for a gift for the cholesterol champion who’s passionate about managing their health? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that can bring a smile to their face while emphasizing their dedication to a healthy lifestyle. Perfect for celebrating their efforts or keeping them motivated, these gifts blend humor with a touch of care, making supporting a loved one's health both fun and meaningful.

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"Good cholesterol surging its way through the city's arterial system..."

"Good cholesterol surging its way through the city's arterial system..." mockup

"Good cholesterol surging its way through the city's arterial system..."

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'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.' mockup

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

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CAUTION: Creative genius at work

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"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?" mockup

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

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"I just reached 1000 jumps."

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'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.' mockup

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

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Good Cholesterol.

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Mountain Climbing Yodeler

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'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.' mockup

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

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'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.' mockup

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

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'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.' mockup

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

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'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'. mockup

'If I'm reading this chart correctly, your LDL is ranch dressing'.

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'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!' mockup

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

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'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol' mockup

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got." mockup

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

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"Damn speed hump!"

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Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

Traffic warden directing people in the gym. mockup

Traffic warden directing people in the gym.

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Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol. mockup

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

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'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!' mockup

'Triglycerides? Let's just say when your cholesterol,HDL and LDL are partying it up, he's the guy you want to gate crash!'

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'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.' mockup

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

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"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along." mockup

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

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'You have to go where the market takes you.'

'You have to go where the market takes you.' mockup

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

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"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol." mockup

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

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"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?" mockup

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof!! When you die, may I hang you up in my garden for the blue tits..?"

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'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.' mockup

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

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"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure." mockup

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

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'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!' mockup

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

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'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,' mockup

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

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'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

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"Who had the extra thick shake?"

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"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction." mockup

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."

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Cholesterol Champion Gifts Collection

Cholesterol Champion Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for cholesterol champions—funny, uplifting, and perfect for brightening their morning routine.

Cholesterol Champion Pillows

Find cozy, humorous pillows for your cholesterol champion—support their journey with comfort and a smile.

Cholesterol Champion Prints

Browse inspiring prints that celebrate healthy living—brighten their space with humor and motivation.

Cholesterol Champion T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that celebrate health-conscious heroes with witty designs and motivational messages—great for daily inspiration.