Cholesterol-free Champion Gifts

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Oh, Hailey! You're so beautiful in the glimmer of the bonfire! If I didn't know it would make you pregnant, I'd give you a great big kiss!"

"Today a protest at the White House..."

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

'It's an interesting idea, but increased literacy could lead to a free press.'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"I've decided to stay unobtrusive. No more offensive characterisation, no more sexism, racism, anti-capitalist rhetoric..."

Grim Statue of Liberty

'Ooo, I just felt the good cholesterol kick the bad cholesterol.'

"Yeah, it's great, we live in an age when we can speak openly about erectile dysfunction."