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'You have to go where the market takes you.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

'Good news! Throwing yourself at the mercy of the cholesterol seems to have worked.'

Good Cholesterol.

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'I intend to stay as CEO of this organisation come hell or high cholesterol.'

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Good Cholesterol Vs. Bad Cholesterol'

"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."

'What's with my cholesterol problem, Doc - all I eat is grass and grain!'

Good Cholesterol / Bad Cholesterol.

"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"

"Today a protest at the White House..."

"Odd - you have bad cholesterol, good cholesterol, and some cholesterol that wonders why everyone can't just get along."

"Oh, Hailey! You're so beautiful in the glimmer of the bonfire! If I didn't know it would make you pregnant, I'd give you a great big kiss!"

"Your good cholesterol has come under the influence of your bad cholesterol."

When vegans pose for photos.

'I'm going to put you on a low carb diet,'

'See a doctor. Your cholesterol is twice your weight.'

'I'm concerned about your cholesterol level.'

'We've got your cholesterol, Dominic!'

Will the last person to quit smoking please empty the ashtray!

'It's an interesting idea, but increased literacy could lead to a free press.'

'What can I say? The Feng Shui in the litter box was off.'

"According to your lab results, eating ANYTHING is a guilty pleasure."

'There's good cholesterol, and there's bad cholesterol, and then there's you, Mr, Ferguson,'

'My gosh! My blood pressure is off the chart, my blood sugar is a mess, and my cholesterol is twice what it shoudl be! How could it get any worse?' 'Then you haven't told him about his prostate...'

'Boy, I'm glad I've met you: It is so hard to find a partner who, like me, doesn't want children...'

"I've decided to stay unobtrusive. No more offensive characterisation, no more sexism, racism, anti-capitalist rhetoric..."

'Eat your purples!'

Grim Statue of Liberty

"Who had the extra thick shake?"