Plastic-free Champion Gifts

"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Eco Princess

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

Bailout, Poverty, Environment, Peace - Money for the needy.

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

We need an eco project that actually changes things. Ha! Good luck. Eco-club. Hey! We cut the school's use of plastic bottles 50% from last fall. Ahem. This year I feel 50% guiltier.

Recycling Centre

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Well, our toxic wastes are ten times more harmful thinner hazardous wastes."

Shop assistant hands over 'eco' shopping bag, saying: 'Would you like a bag for that?'

Clean air.

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Thanks to hypnosis, he quit smoking cold-turkey. Everyone seemed real supportive until he came strutting into work, half-naked, gobbling incoherently.

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"I'm a stay-at-home mom without kids."

Global Warming. - Globe dripping in sitting room.

Introducing clean conscience products

“Oh, I almost forgot, and the polar ice caps. I want them to stop melting.”

'Due to concerns about Global Warming...I'm through with cooking.'

'What do you think about renewable energy?'

"Today a protest at the White House..."

'P.S. When finding this message please be sure to dispose of the bottle in a bona fide bottle bank.'

Russian doll style wheelie bins

'You have to go where the market takes you.'

C'mon, dude, do you have to be environmentally conscious about everything? Boo! You Stink. 26. 11.

Someday He'll Get What He Deserves

UN Climate Change Conference: 'Blah Blah Blah!'

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

When vegans pose for photos.

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

Fish's Revenge

Volkswagen Scandal