Plastic-free Enthusiast Gifts

"Cut down on plastics."

Plastic is killing the sea

Plastic pollution

"I think he was supposed to bring a bottle."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"Laundry or composting?"

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

All we do is add the wind vanes!

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

Turbine Escape

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

'Green technology?'

'Should you be doing that?'

"Batteries not included."

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

No ties.

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

"I like a little insurance that he won't take breaks during his run. I'll give him a few seconds before I release the dogs."