Plastic-free Enthusiast Gifts

"Cut down on plastics."

Plastic is killing the sea

Plastic pollution

"I think he was supposed to bring a bottle."

"They've got me doing cosmetics research."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"Laundry or composting?"

Stuff you need once then leave at the back of the cupboard to fester

Statue of Liberty holding energy saving light bulb.

'He bought programmable thermostats but I had to figure out how to use them.'

The Lawn Gegnome Project

'We now call it the green light district, because everyone's degradable.'

All we do is add the wind vanes!

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"It's actually a nice change. Before Eddie's business failed we were living in a gilded cage."

"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

Tree's tree nursery. I can redesign your yard. We specialize in eco-friendly landscapes. AS long as it looks like Versailles. French chateaus aren't usually considered natural landscaping. Their lawns are super green. We prefer using native plants and reducing lawns. But I want it to look regal. No problem. We call it "eco-pretentious." Tres Bien!

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

'This one is better. No needles on the carpet.'

Where Can I Put Them?

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

Product Testing: Nicotine and Cosmetics.

'Should you be doing that?'

'Green technology?'

'It has a few design niggles, but it's our greenest model.'

Turbine Escape

"Batteries not included."