Plastic Aficionado Gifts

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Sale: All Our Furniture Made From Artisanal Plastique

But is it organic?

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

'I can change! I swear!'

'You do Botox?'

Rubbish and Everest

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

It's more than a mike!

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

Cosmetic pouches.

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'I went under the knife. Do you like?'