Plastic Aficionado Gifts

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Sale: All Our Furniture Made From Artisanal Plastique

But is it organic?

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

The Rubber Ball Company

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'It's a bold initiative but I don't think it's right for the staff kitchen.'

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

'I can change! I swear!'

'You do Botox?'

Rubbish and Everest

It's more than a mike!

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

LEGO profits.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'I told you to keep the rice in a plastic bag.'

'Honey, I think you overdid the plastic canvas decorations in the bathroom.'

'Aside from your plastic canvas projects, what else have you been doing since you retired?'

Cosmetic pouches.

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

"It's powered by clean hydroelectricity from Norwegian fjords and built from 100% recycled shopping bags. We call it the Smugmobile!"

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

The Three Bears - pocket version

'Doctor, I asked for BOTOX injections, not BUTTOCKS injections.'