Plastic-free Pioneer Gifts

Carrier Bag Shame

"Worries of plastics in the water supply, aren't ruining my shower!"

"For the damage to the environment you have caused..."

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Lego Haircut

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Businessman with two boxes: 'Innovate' and 'Out of Date'

Computerized society.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Never mind the delicate balance of nature - what about the delicate balance of business and finance?'

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"The weight of all the paperwork made my desk fall through the floor. This might be a sign that I need to go paperless."

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

Look at those guys with their wheel, spears, fire and writing --- The geeks will inherit the earth.

The Miracle Worker

'What shall I do with that? Our office has been paperless for 5 years.'

'Try seeing it as an environmental triumph - think of the paper we're saving!'

"Not again!"

"You both have something in common. Dr. Davis has discovered a particle which nobody has seen, and Prof. Higbe has discovered a galaxy which nobody has seen."

In the interest of the environment, no plastic bags issued with purchases.

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

Why Physics and Politics Don't Mix

The Cost of Photocopying

"Shame on you - using a plastic straw!"

'They don't seem to appreciate that we've added 30% ethanol to the oil.'

"Our electric car is good for Frank. It's replaced his road rage with range anxiety."

It's nice to finally find a town big enough for the both of us.

Technological Advances

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

Abortion clinic, "Let's prevent it before it happens!"

The future (hydrogen car).