Plastic Pioneers Gifts

'They're very easy to care for. They're plastic.'

Lego Haircut

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Gunther's years ahead of his time."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Now this is Dr. Brainstorm, he's trying to breed a moth that will eat synthetics.

A bird is strangled by plastic carrier bag, which bears the slogan: Dispose of with care.

"Don't fillup on plastic, you'll ruin your appetite."

'Single-use' - Word of the year 2018

"Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics."

The Lawn Gegnome Project

Single Use Plastic/Single Use Planet

'She looks good because it's not natural. It's all plastic.'

Cactus at Balloon Animal Class

'Believe me, the Captain is the least handicapped man on this ship!'

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

"We all live in a tub of margarine..."

'My dad's no dummy. He knows using 'plastic' is bad for us. I convinced him that we should use paper and go 'green'.'

Man in a sea of Bottled Water.

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

'Oh, yeah! I've forgotten more about aniomic polymerization in molecular adsorbates...than you'll ever know.'

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

"Don't be afraid! I won't let them separate us!"

"I know it's just empty calories, but I can't help myself."

The Coffee Stirrer Tells You Everything You Need to Know About America

"Mom, is this lunch supplying me with the recommended daily allowance of microplastics?"

My Day - A fish talks about pollution & plastics

Sounds of the Ocean Garbage

"Why do you put yourself under such pressure?"

"For the damage to the environment you have caused..."

Injured Veteran

Litter Picking Swordfish

'...now that is a lot of plastic!'