Plasticine Sculptors Gifts

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

The Sculptor

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Sculptor's chippings

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Ice-Cube-IV

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Igloo Windfarm.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'Show off!'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

Statue Farts.

Still waiting for tape 2

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

Rodin's Look-out Man

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

Caution Falling Rocks

The Sculptor's Girlfriend

Ice Sculpture.