Plasticine Sculptors Gifts

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

The Sculptor

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Sculptor's chippings

Ice-Cube-IV

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Igloo Windfarm.

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

Statue Farts.

'Show off!'

Still waiting for tape 2

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

Caution Falling Rocks

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Rodin's Look-out Man

The Sculptor's Girlfriend

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'