Plasticine Sculptor Gifts

'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

The Sculptor

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Ice-Cube-IV

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Igloo Windfarm.

Child making ice sculpture.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

'Show off!'

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Topiary Portraits

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

Garden Art

Topiary chair.

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"