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'Bob, don't turn the bumper into a horsey.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

The Sculptor

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

'I don't get it! I've been exercising for six weeks now and haven't lost a pound.'

Ice-Cube-IV

"How are your latte art classes going?"

Igloo Windfarm.

Child making ice sculpture.

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

Polar bear produces snowflakes as he plays a musical instrument.

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

"Congratulations for selling them the whole ball of wax."

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'I'm here to sign up for a membership since the muscle shirt didn't work.'

'Show off!'

'Forget the pills - here, take two of these.'

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

Topiary Portraits

'I take it that when you went on your 'spot reduction' diet, this wasn't what you had in mind?'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

Garden Art

Topiary chair.

'That's definitely the last time I recommend a wine to my plastic surgeon.'

"How interesting, Mr Spladgeforth, we don't often see the Eiffel Tower made out of sausages!"

Building the perfect snow-boyfriend