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Building the perfect snow-boyfriend

'Roger does get a bit carried away with the kid's plasticine.'

The Sculptor

"Young Frankenstein"

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'Mum! Come and see the coffee-table I've made with my new tool-set!'

Jackson Pollock as a child

"Young man! You turn the gravity back on this instant!!"

'I was six before I realized there were things you could do with Play Dough aside from eating it.'

Snow Bridge.

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

Child making ice sculpture.

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

Action shot portrait.

"If I'm going to have a baby brother, can I help design him?"

"I hope you've got planning permission for that?"

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

'Show off!'

"He may be a famous artist, but I find his work too chocolate-boxy."

Graffiti in a Gallery

"Here comes your order of Play-Doh."

'You have to do that chair again. You got the paint on upside down.'

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

'I would hardly call Dick and Jane must reading, would you?'

Sculptor's dedication to critics.

"Looks like he's found a loop hole."

"Now that the kids and grandkids are grown I can get back to more erotic embroidery."

M.O.M.A. (Museum Of Missing Art.