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'It's a cement mixer.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

The Sculptor

'Yeah, he was a good boss, and we'll miss him. Somebody kick his briefcase down there, too.'

"I've decided to go a different way for our new health plan."

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Town Planning Department

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

'If the GPC built office blocks!'

Blockhead

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"It's obviously an original."

"Your problem isn't the prescription."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

A cockroach controlling Donald Trump with puppet strings

'Your numbers are WAY off...I'd like to see them SLIGHTLY less off.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

"Next time you give CPR try not to use your tongue."

'Have you considered drawing other people?'