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"Looks like he's found a loop hole."

Boy about to get caught drawing on a wall

Graffiti in a Gallery

'Look, Adam! -- The snake gave me some body paint!'

"I hope you don't mind but I used a couple of your ugly ties for a tail."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"It's a mobile."

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Hard to follow...'

'After you grade my report, may I have my intellectual property back?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

The Sculptor

Jackson Pollock as a child

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Brian, I hope you're taking this seriously.

"More helium."

Sailor boy

"Tea parties are passé. I'm opening a craft brewery."

'I see the TV has broken down again .'

The Gong

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Pogo Cellist

'Let's get some play-doh and make happy masks.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Larry, working on the great American stick-up note.

"Could you put me 'on hold' Mom? I could use a hug."

Adult Magician

School of Classical Music vs Harmonica Lessons.