Amateur Sculptor T-Shirts

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Young Picasso at the Beach

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'Handyman's Special'

The Sculptor

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"Still life with fruit and terribly drawn fish"

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

The first transatlantic communication.

Fish uses its gill to block straw cat is using to remove water from a fish bowl.

Rodin, the surfer.

'Dan sculpted the shrubs to look like hunters to keep the deer from eating them.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

A woodpecker fashions a statue of a woodpecker.

Drunk in bar stool.

Topiary bushes in the form of pointing hands. People are looking in the directions that the fingers are pointing.

'Oh Darren, I just love what you've done with your dung.'

8th Annual Chainsaw Carving Competition

'Show off!'

Potter

Sketchy Neighborhood

The Sculptor's Girlfriend

Topiary Portraits

Bad Santa.

'If that tongue leaves your mouth I'm gonna cut it off.'

"I dunno... It's just not the same without snow."

Garden Art

Angel of the North by North West.

"The technique is good, but somehow I feel that the artist didn't take enough time observing the subject."

Topiary chair.

The Wall.

"I have so much I want to express, but when I try to put it into Play-Doh it never comes out right."